“GEEEEEEEEE!” Frank yelled as he barreled into the lead singer’s bed and landed on top of the sleeping man. “HOLYSHITWHODUMPEDTHECOFFEE?!” Gerard yelled, jumping up out of bed and waking right up. Frank slid to the floor and was hugging Gerard’s legs, then looked up at the now awake singer mischievously. “…What?” Gerard asked his boyfriend, now almost calm thanks to realizing that the rude awakening was only Frank being Frank. Frank grinned widely, inhaled a bunch of air, then loudly sang, “I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE, I SEE GEE GEE’S UNDERPANTS!” Gerard looked down to see that Frank was right. When he had slid down to the ground, the guitarist had taken the older man’s pants with him. And Frank was now clinging onto those pants for dear life. Gerard knew trying to get the pants back from Frank would end up badly if not done right, so he tried tricking Frank into giving up his possession. “Frankie-butt-love~” Gerard sang. “Do you wanna give me my pants back~?” “Nuuuuu,” Frank said, shaking his head furiously. “They be mine.” “Aww, come on, Fwankie. Pweaseeeeee?” Gerard asked, sticking his lower lip out into a pouty face. “Stop eet!” Frank yelped, clutching the pants tightly and shutting his eyes tight. Gerard let out a long, exaggerated sigh and said, “Fine. I won’t make you any coffee then.” At the magic word, Frank’s head snapped up out of the denimy cocoon they were in and his eyes opened wide. He looked up at Gerard and asked quietly, “Coffee?” “Yes Frank. Coffee. I’ll make it for you if you just give me back my pants,” Gerard said, using the tone of voice one would when trying to lure a scared animal out of its hiding place. Frank looked at Gerard’s pants, then handed them over sadly, his want for coffee a tad stronger than his want to cling to the pants. “Aww, don’t look so sad, Frankie. I’ll make you some coffee now,” Gerard said as he pulled on his pants. “YAY COFFEE!” Frank yelled as he started running towards the kitchen. “Watch out for the wall,” Gerard said as soon as Frank crashed into the structure. “I’m okay!” Frank said, picking himself up from the ground and then continuing his run to the kitchen. When he got in there, he waited rather impatiently. Gerard walked into the room a few seconds later to the impatient Frank bouncing on his feet, and all the coffee supplies spread out haphazardly on the counter. Gerard chuckle slight and patted Frank on the head, then got the coffee started. “Coffeecoffeecoffee,” Frank chanted excitedly. “Yes, Frankie. Coffee,” Gerard laughed. Frank continued to bounce, and watched the coffee pot, willing it to go faster with his mind. As soon as the light turned off and the coffee was done, Frank jumped in the air and screeched, “COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!” “JEEZ FRANK, CALM DOWN!” Gerard yelped. Because Frank had yelled right in his ear. “Sowwy,” Frank frowned, kissing Gerard’s chin. He then proceeded to make himself a cup of coffee with a whole bunch of sugar. “Jeez Frank. Would you like some coffee with your sugar?” Gerard teased. Frank stuck his tongue out at the singer and said, “You know it makes me sweet.” Gerard playfully rolled his eyes and said, “Yeah, I do.” “And you like itttttttttttttt,” Frank said happily. “Yeah, I do,” Gerard agreed. He finally got his cup of coffee made, and took a sip. “Now see? I have coffee and sugar. You have sugar and coffee,” he joked. Frank stuck his tongue out again and sang, “We already went through this~” “Oh, I know,” Gerard purred, about to go corner Frank. But the coffee kicked in. Frank had caught onto Gerard tone and was smirking, but his sugar kicked in as well, and made him about 10 times more hyper than he already was. “GEEGEEGEEGEEGEEGEEGEE!” Frank yelled. “WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT?!” Gerard yelled back. “COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!” Frank bounced. “IKNOWIKNOWIKNOW!” Gerard grinned. “I WANNA DO SOMETHING!” Frank yelped. “WELL WHADDYA WANNA DO?” Gerard asked. “UH… DIG! I WANNA DIG! I WANNA DIG A HOLE TO CHINA! AND FILL IT WITH COFFEE! GEE!LET’SSENDCHINACOFFEE!” Frank yelled, so excited because he felt like he just came up with the best idea in the world. “DUDE!WETOTALLYSHOULD!” Gerard agreed. He ran out to his garage, grabbed two shovels, and then ran back to the kitchen. He handed Frank the smaller shovel, then ran out to the backyard. Frank followed, and almost tripped over the shovel, but saved himself at the last second. When they both got outside, Gerard ran over to the spot where they would dig, which was RIGHT in the middle of his backyard. “LET’S DIG HERE!” he said happily, then proceeded to start digging. “OKAY!” Frank said happily, then started digging as well. They dug for about 2 hours. Actually, it was more like they dug for an hour and played with the dirt the rest of the time. During one of the times they were actually digging, Mikey came around the back of the house, let himself into the backyard and saw Frank and Gerard digging their hole to China. He took one look at his brother and his brother’s boyfriend, saw them all covered in dirt, and said, “So I take it this is a bad time to ask for my espresso back.” Frank poked his head up out of the hole and saw Mikey. Through a mouthful of dirt he asked, “Coffee?” |
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Contest entry for
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Mikey:
Smiles infect people like the Black Plauge.
^__^ BECOME INFECTED TODAY!!! ^__^
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this thing made me laugh so bad, frank is soooooooo cute!!
hilarious
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Go change the batteries in your halos.
GO HAVE SOME! xDD
Haha, thanks a bunch.
I think that's everyone's favorite part. xD
I know it was my favorite to write.
Lot's and lot's of abuse of the caps lock. >8D
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Mikey:
Smiles infect people like the Black Plauge.
^__^ BECOME INFECTED TODAY!!! ^__^
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8....maybe more since i typed that comment.
tasty...
you too!! Go DRink the world's proof that there is a god!! (not really, but it is still really fucking good)
you're welcome. You fic was really cute
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Go change the batteries in your halos.
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xXxThe World Ugly, But Your Beautiful To MexXx
*They make me do push ups in drag*
#My#Chemical#Romance#
Xox fredie
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